Life Achievements: Grade 4 saxophone, swearing in Italian
Favourite Position: Guts
AFL Club Allegiance: Saints
Other Hobbies: Extreme Ironing, rugby and football
Favourite AFL Player: Dipper
Your Best Pickup Line: "60% of the time it works, everytime."
I'm Told I Look Like: A young Jim Carrey
Favourite Quote/Saying: "I have a theory that you can make any sentence more profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher after it" - Plato